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5 Signs You've Gotten Old: Beyond Vision

If you're reading this blog, then there's a pretty good chance that you're old. We don't mean to insult you, but it's just a reality that once you hit 40, you'll likely need reading glasses and the older you get, the higher the odds. Here's the thing - so you're old; you've heard 60's the new 40 and all that good stuff designed to make you think you're as young as you feel, but regardless, we think you need to have a sense of humour. Admit that you're old, embrace the fact that you're old, and just think how jealous that you're making all of those young people who are missing out on those fashionable reading glasses.
 

Getting old isn't all about vision, and to help you laugh at yourself, here are some of the signs you're probably  experiencing from Guyism and a few more than we've thrown in just for fun!
 

1. You've thrown out your back.
 

2. You complain about your taxes.
 

3. You're going grey (no, it's not just your spouse's fault).
 

4. Your kids are at the age where they don't want to be seen in public with you.

5. You think the word "boss" only applies to employment (we can hear you Googling!).
 

Of course, you're also wearing reading glasses. Not to be selfish about it, but we don't mind that one. But if it makes you feel any better, we're getting pretty old, too!
 

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